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Ambergris (Ambergris #1-3)(256)
Author: Jeff VanderMeer

133  Cadimon Signal was a friend of mine and so, to avoid a conflict of interest, I shall not expound upon his many virtues—his strength of character, his fine sense of humor, the pedigree of the wines hidden in his basement.

 

134  The Kalif had had golden page numbers added for his convenience.

 

135  Signal reports that the attendant “flipped through the pages at such incredible speed that we could hardly see them. When it came time for us to present the 10 page numbers, which we simply chose at random, a great ceremony was made of taking them to the attendant, who made an equally great show of finding the right page, during which we were made to wait outside, for fear we might see a forbidden page. By the time the first page was located and presented to us some 20 minutes had elapsed, and it turned out to be blank, except for the words ‘see next page.’”

 

136  Suitably tall, although the statue’s torso and legs (and the horse itself—Manzikert never saw a horse, let alone rode on one) are not of Manzikert I, but the remains of an equestrian statue dating from the period of the Kalif’s brief occupation of the city—onto which someone has rather crudely attached Manzikert’s head. The original statue of Manzikert I was of an unknown height and showed Manzikert I surrounded by his beloved rats, rendered in bronze. An enterprising but none too bright bureaucrat sold the statue, sans head, for scrap to the Archduke of Banfours a century before the Kalif’s invasion; the Archduke promptly recast the statue as a cannon affectionately christened “Old Manzikert” and bombarded the stuffing out of Ambergris with it. As for the rats, they now decorate a small altar near the aqueduct, and if they look more like cats than rats, this is because the sculptor’s models died halfway through the commission and he had to use his tabby to complete it.

 

137  Surely, after all, it is more comforting to believe that the sources on which this account is based are truthful, that this has not all, in fact, been one huge, monstrous lie? And with that pleasant thought, O Tourist, I take my leave for good.

 

 

A (Brief) Afterword by Sirin

  1  Some on my editorial staff have suggested that we should include an unexpurgated version of Duncan’s Early History of Ambergris as an appendix to this edition. However, I cannot acquire that text, as I returned my only copy to Janice and do not know what she did with it. Moreover, an edition that combined Janice’s manuscript with the complete Early History would put even Hoegbotton’s hardbound edition of its seventy-five Southern Island travel pamphlets to shame for sheer size and verbiage.

 

  2  No evidence exists to support supposed “Duncan Sightings” at Zamilon and Alfar, for example.

 

 

ALSO BY JEFF VANDERMEER

A Peculiar Peril

Dead Astronauts

The Strange Bird

Borne

Area X

Acceptance

Authority

Annihilation

The Situation

The Third Bear (stories)

Secret Life (stories)

Veniss Underground

The Book of Lost Places (stories)

The Book of Frog (stories)

Now Entering Ambergris

Dradin, in Love

The Zamilon File

The Hoegbotton Guide to the Early History of Ambergris

The Refraction of Light in a Prison

The Exchange (with Eric Schaller)

Fragments from a Drowned City

City of Saints and Madmen

The Drunk But Unrepentent Life of Cadimon Signal

Shriek: An Afterword

A Sudden Dislocation of the Spirit

Finch

In a Strange and Distant Land

The Fear of Unfamiliar Streets

Red Flags at Dusk

Where Are You Now?

 

 

A Note About the Author

 


Jeff VanderMeer is the “weird Thoreau,” according to The New Yorker. He is the author of Borne and The Southern Reach Trilogy, the first volume of which, Annihilation, won the Nebula Award and the Shirley Jackson Award and was adapted into a movie by Alex Garland. VanderMeer speaks and writes frequently about issues relating to climate change. He lives in Tallahassee, Florida, with his wife, Ann VanderMeer, and their cats, plants, and bird feeders. You can sign up for email updates here.

 

 

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CONTENTS


TITLE PAGE

COPYRIGHT NOTICE

DEDICATION

CITY OF SAINTS AND MADMEN

DRADIN, IN LOVE

THE HOEGBOTTON GUIDE TO THE EARLY HISTORY OF THE CITY OF AMBERGRIS

THE CAGE

THE TRANSFORMATION OF MARTIN LAKE

THE STRANGE CASE OF X

SHRIEK: AN AFTERWORD

AN AFTERWORD TO THE EARLY HISTORY OF AMBERGRIS

PART I

PART II

A (BRIEF) AFTERWORD BY SIRIN

FINCH

MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

ILLUSTRATION CREDITS

NOTES

ALSO BY JEFF VANDERMEER

A NOTE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

COPYRIGHT

 

 

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City of Saints and Madmen was originally published in 2002 by Prime Books.

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