Big_Deck_Energy: Unless ... I am a great bloody wanker, king of the douchebags, everything that's wrong with men?
Elles_Belles: Emperor. If you're going to quote me at least quote me correctly.
Big_Deck_Energy: LOL
Elles_Belles: Are you laughing at me?
Big_Deck_Energy: Well, it's not like you can call me much worse than you already have. So where's the harm in a little laughter?
Elles_Belles: I'll have you know, I had it coming. So I accept your amusement gratefully, and will now crawl back into my bed and sleep off this hangover. Again, I'm sorry.
Big_Deck_Energy: So who was he?
Elles_Belles: Excuse me?
Big_Deck_Energy: This knobhead who broke your heart or whatever?
I bit my lower lip and had to fight the grin that was threatening to take over. I didn't know this guy. And then it hit me, I didn't know this guy. I could tell him anything. He didn't know me, he wouldn't share my information, because all he had was a picture that he couldn't even verify was the real me.
Elles_Belles: He wanted to move things a little faster than I was ready for and when I said no, he retaliated and reported me to HR.
Big_Deck_Energy: Are you having me on?
Elles_Belles: Unfortunately, no.
Big_Deck_Energy: So you're saying this twat got mad that you wouldn't shag him so he went and tattled on you, threatened your job?
Elles_Belles: Ding ding. We have a winner.
Big_Deck_Energy: I understand your all men are garbage attitude now. No wonder. I still don't think I deserve your wrath, but, I will accept it on behalf of my kind.
Elles_Belles: How noble.
Big_Deck_Energy: Winky face.
Did this guy just send me a winky face emoji? And why did I like it? I needed to stop flirting with Big Deck Energy, and get myself out of this rut. I had work to do. What kind of work I wasn't sure, but I had plenty to take care of around my apartment. And ... I had a hangover to nurse. My phone chimed again.
Big_Deck_Energy: I'm sorry that happened to you. For what it's worth, I'd be disappointed if you didn't want to shag me, but I'd never report you to HR.
Elles_Belles: Well aren't you glad you'll never find yourself in that situation?
Big_Deck_Energy: Trust me, it's never been an issue before.
Okay, now I needed to stop this conversation. I was pretty sure he was British. My kryptonite. And if those abs were real, he was dangerous. I closed the app and decided it was time for me to get myself together. A walk in the park, maybe I'd take myself to a movie, or spend my quality time at a bookstore. Not thinking about Josh. Or big decks. Or abs.
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