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High Jinx (Cursed Luck #2)(75)
Author: Kelley Armstrong

“You do realize it’s a small-town festival, right, Vess? Not a black-tie affair.”

“I would prefer a black-tie affair. Then I would know exactly what to wear. This requires subtlety. Kennedy invited us as her guests, to celebrate the opening of her new shop, and I need to blend. Blend.”

“Good luck with that.”

I shoot him a glare.

He tilts his head. “Wait. Did you say Kennedy invited us? Pretty sure you invited us. In fact, I’m pretty sure the whole opening-gala weekend was your idea. You played fairy godmother, getting her new shop ready in time, everything moved from Boston to take advantage of the long weekend crowds, and oh, why don’t we make a grand opening of it, invite Aiden for the weekend, yes, what a lovely idea that has absolutely nothing to do with matchmaking.” He looks at me. “Please, please tell me it has nothing to do with matchmaking.”

“It is the perfect weekend to open her shop. The start of the summer season in a tourist town. The timing was tight, so I helped make it happen.”

He motions sprinkling fairy dust.

“I am old,” I say. “Excruciatingly old, and entitled to my whims and notions. I had a notion to help Kennedy, in partial payment for all the help she gave us.”

“I noticed you dodged the matchmaking question.”

“Kennedy and Aiden make a perfect couple. They just need a nudge.”

He sighs and lowers himself into a chair. “They’ve only known each other for two weeks.”

“And at this rate, it’ll be two years before either makes a move. I am accelerating the schedule. They’re mortal, after all. They don’t have the luxury of time. However, that is far from the only reason we’re going to Unstable. I do want to help with the grand opening, and I do have other plans. Other work to do.”

His eyes narrow. “Other matchmaking?”

“Jonathan and Ani.”

He groans.

“What?” I say. “You complain that I haven’t given Kennedy and Aiden time. Jonathan and Ani have been friends since childhood. They have had time. Now they need help.”

“Also Rian and Hope, I presume?” he says, naming Aiden’s brother and Kennedy’s younger sister.

I snatch up a dress from a chair. “Certainly not. They don’t suit, and I have every intention of making sure that particular match doesn’t happen. She’s a child. He’s the emotional equivalent of one.”

“She’s twenty. He’s a twenty-four year old in need of some maturity, but I see promise there.”

“Of course you do, because he’s your hundred-times-great-grandson. If you want promise, you have Aiden. Rian needs a swift kick in the rear.” I pull on the dress. “Thankfully, he is out of the country, so that is one less problem to worry about.”

I slap on my accessories, turn and strike a pose. I’m wearing an unflattering brown sundress and equally unflattering glasses with my hair pinned up.

“What do you think?” I say.

“Sexy librarian. I like it.”

I scowl and switch to a pencil skirt and linen blazer, leaving the glasses and hair.

“Hot for teacher?” he says.

A hard glare, and I try outfit number three, a linen pantsuit.

“Mmm, speaking of corporate.” He waggles his brows. “Can I be the misbehaving new hire, lady boss?”

I sigh and slump into the other chair. He riffles through one of my closets and pulls out a simple but elegant sundress. Then he removes my glasses, sets them aside and unpins my hair before handing me the dress.

“Be yourself, Vess. No one expects anything else.” He pauses. “If you do want to change up anything, may I make a suggestion?”

“Please.”

“Don’t play matchmaker this weekend.”

“I am the goddess of love,” I say. “This is what I do. I have a plan. They are all very keen on mysteries, so I have one to bring them closer together.”

He winces. “Please don’t tell me you’ve invented a fake mystery for them to solve.”

“Of course not. They aren’t children. I’m bringing them an actual local mystery . . . with a few extra clues.”

“Clues you planted?”

“Red herrings. Just a sprinkle.”

“Here’s a thought. Give them the mystery, minus the fake clues, and skip the matchmaking. They’re all adults. Let them work it out, if it’s meant to be.”

He catches my expression and throws up his hands. “I tried. No one can say I did not try.”

I kiss his cheek. “You did. It was a lovely effort, and I appreciate it so much that I will let you be my plus-one at the weddings.”

He sighs, deeper, and returns to his chair.

 

 

 

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