“And let me guess: he’s gay and single.”
“Well, yeah.”
Shane wanted to snap at him that just because a man was gay and single and handsome and a personal trainer didn’t mean that Shane would—okay, well, under different circumstances Shane probably would be into all of that, but that wasn’t the point. The point was that Shane had a perfectly good secret boyfriend, so obviously it was rude of J.J. to try to set Shane up with other men. Even if J.J. didn’t know Shane was with anyone, and probably assumed Shane hadn’t had sex in years. Or ever.
The truth was, it was kind of sweet that Shane’s NHL teammate was trying to find him a man to date.
After a slow exhale, Shane said, “I appreciate it, and I’m sure he’s very nice.”
“And handsome,” J.J. reminded him. “Even I can see that.”
“Sure. But I’m really not looking for a date right now.” There. That was straightforward. And honest.
J.J.’s eyes were full of concern, which made Shane doubt that he was going to let this go. “Why don’t you want to date anyone? It doesn’t have to be serious. You could just get laid, y’know?”
Shane glanced around the room nervously, but no one seemed to be paying attention. “I’m fine,” he said tersely.
J.J. laughed. “If being wound so tight you seem like you are going to fly apart at any second is fine, then sure.”
“I’m not!” Shane said in the tone of someone who was about to fly apart. “Do the other guys think so? Do I seem distracted or something? Is it affecting my game? Is that what this is about?”
J.J. switched to English. “No! Buddy, no. This is me, as a friend. You’re a great guy and I want you to be happy. That’s all. I promise.”
Shane leaned back in his stall until his head bumped against the wall. “Okay.”
“Okay, you’ll meet David, or...”
“David?” Shane decided to play this up as an end to the conversation. “My dad’s name is David. I can’t date a David!”
J.J. took Shane’s objection seriously. “Shit. Sorry. I didn’t even think of that. You’re right.” He stood, looking dejected.
“Hey,” Shane said, “I do appreciate it. Really.”
J.J. brightened at that. “So if I meet any nice single gay guys who aren’t named David...”
“Introduce them to David,” Shane said. “Really. I’ll let you know if I’m ever looking, okay?” Which would hopefully be never.
J.J. nodded. “I’ll mind my own business. Got it.”
He left just as Hayden returned from the shower, wearing only a towel wrapped snugly around his waist. Hayden watched J.J. leave, then turned to Shane. “Did he try to set you up with that guy?”
“He told you?” Shane did not like the idea of his love life being a team concern.
“Yeah, he told me.”
“Why didn’t you, like, discourage him?”
“Because the dude sounded perfect for you.” Hayden held his arms out when Shane’s mouth dropped open. “What? I think you can do better!”
“For fuck’s sake. Thanks, Hayden.”
Hayden sat next to him, and nudged his arm with his elbow. “I’m kidding. Mostly. Besides.” He leaned in. “I know you and Ilya are married now, so...”
Shane closed his eyes. “Oh my god.”
“Jade told me it was a beautiful ceremony. I’m a little hurt that I wasn’t invited but, y’know. I’m happy for you kids.”
“Shut up.”
Hayden laughed, and eventually Shane joined him.
“You know,” Hayden said seriously, “even though I give you shit about him, I do hope that I’d be invited. If you ever did get married for real.”
Shane stared at him, simultaneously touched by Hayden’s support and baffled that he thought Shane wouldn’t invite him to this hypothetical wedding. “Of course you would be. Don’t be fucking stupid.”
Hayden grinned. “Good. Just making sure.”
“I kind of doubt we’d ever have, like, a traditional wedding with all the stuff, but if we have anything at all, you’re on the list, all right?”
“Cool. Is Rozanov on the list, or...”
“Fuck off,” Shane laughed. “You’re off the list now.”
“No way.”
“Yup. All the way off.”
“Nuh-uh. I’m your best man. And the MC.”
“Absolutely not.”
“Shit, I’ll get, like, annulled, or whatever. Marry you guys myself.”
“Do you mean ordained?”
“Sure. Okay.”
“Annulled means ending a marriage, dumbass. Do you want to end your marriage and marry both of us? Because that’s how that sounded.”
“Fuck no! First of all, Jackie rules, and second of all, I would never marry Rozanov.”
“So you’d marry me?”
Hayden turned a little pink. “No! I’m not—no!”
Shane decided to go easy on him, because this was getting weird. “You’re my best man, Hayden. One hundred percent.”
“Fucking right.” Hayden held out his fist, and Shane bumped it. “I’ve gotta go film a FanMail.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“FanMail! It’s a website where fans pay money to have their favorite celebrities send them little video greetings. Or to send videos to other people, like their dads or whatever.”
“Seriously? You do this?”
“Uh...yeah. I get a hundred dollars a pop for wishing randos a happy birthday. Of course I do it.”
“Does it cost extra if you’re only wearing a towel?”
Hayden grinned. “I was gonna get dressed first! Jesus, dude.”
“Maybe you should be on that other site? The porn one.”
“The porn site? Like, the one and only porn site? Is that the one I should be on?”
“Shut up. You know the one I mean.”
“Sure. Is it porno site dot com?”
“OnlyFans! That’s the one I mean! Isn’t that where people, like, do sex stuff for money?”
Hayden laughed so hard Shane worried he would lose his towel. “You are so innocent. I love it.”