We met our visitors at the front door.
Mr. Rodriguez gave me a hug and shook Sean’s hand. “Sorry to drop in on you unannounced.”
“You’re always welcome,” Sean told him.
Tony grinned at us. “Hello!”
Neither of the Rodriguezes looked tense. Maybe this wasn’t the permit-denying kind of visit. Or maybe they were just absolutely sure that we would go along with what the Assembly decided.
“Please follow me,” I said. “Sorry about the renovations.”
I led them through the front room past the silent, empty kitchen, into the hallway just under the portrait of my parents. The hallway’s door slid open, and we stepped into another world.
A cavernous chamber lay in front of us, 100 yards long and 60 yards wide. I had expanded the main ballroom until my bones hurt. It was somewhat bare now since we hadn’t settled on the appropriate finishes.
Mr. Rodriguez raised his eyebrows.
We kept walking. On our right, a wide arched entrance led to the new kitchen. Statistics said that an average restaurant kitchen in the US ran around 1,000 sq. ft., but those restaurants didn’t have to accommodate the dietary needs of over a dozen species. Orro’s new kitchen was a 4,000 sq. ft. monster. Half of it was taken up by the culinary equipment, ovens, ranges, and stainless-steel prep tables, and the other half held another 8 long tables specifically for plating. Each of those tables came equipped with a custom-build storage unit sprouting from the ceiling, which contained dinnerware, sauces, syringes, and a variety of mysterious culinary tools.
Orro’s new assistants flittered between the prep tables, furiously chopping and blending something. Orro was trying to finalize the menu.
“An upgrade.” Tony whistled.
“We had to,” I said.
The two sous chefs ignored us. One was a juvenile Quillonian, who looked like a smaller version of Orro, and the other was an auroch, a five-foot tall, russet-furred being with delicate appendages, a vaguely antelope face, and four horns crowning her head. Like Quillonians, aurochs had a ridiculous number of tastebuds. They had evolved as herbivores and had to distinguish between toxic and non-toxic plants by taste.
“Where did you get them?” Tony asked.
“Orro went to see his mentor,” Sean said. “Apparently, Chef Adri called for reinforcements from some fancy culinary academy, which promptly fell over itself to participate.”
“I bet,” Mr. Rodriguez said. “That is one hell of a guest list. Any new chef would want that on their resume. I’m surprised they didn’t have a fight.”
“Oh, they did,” Sean said. “Once they realized there were only two open spots, there was a spectacular brawl. Those two are the winners.”
The auroch looked like she couldn’t hurt a fly. Looks could be very deceiving.
Chef Adri also sent a plating specialist from his personal restaurant, a Vaskebiorn, who, contrary to the innkeeper nickname for their species, didn’t look like a raccoon except for her hands. She looked like an odd, yet devastatingly adorable hybrid of a fox, squirrel, and monkey with short golden fur, and her dexterity was off the charts. Her name was Droplet, and she and Orro had already clashed twice. He tried to bully her by raising his quills, and she smacked him on the nose with a pastry bag.
We passed the kitchen and came to one of the dining areas. Sean and I had built three in total, and this one was called the Ocean Dining Hall. It was a large rectangular room. Three of its walls were pale cream stone, tastefully decorated with a carved relief along the ceiling. The fourth wall opened onto a terrace that overlooked an alien sea, an endless shallow ocean with water the color of deep orange honey under a purple sky.
“Kolinda?” Mr. Rodriguez said, studying the jagged dark mountains in the distance that thrust from the water like the fins of some massive beast. “An interesting choice.”
“It’s a reminder,” Sean said. “We can throw them into that sea at any time.”
Tony smiled.
I picked the nearest table, and we took our seats. The chair molded to my body as it accepted the weight. Taking a nap would be so nice right now.
The nearest wall split, and the inn deposited a platter of small colorful snacks and four glasses and a pitcher of iced tea onto the table. Orro would never let a visitor go hungry.
Tony helped himself to a tiny emerald-green doughnut and chewed with obvious enjoyment.
“Are you here to deliver a cease and desist?” I asked.
Mr. Rodriguez heaved a deep parental sigh. “No.”
Oh good.
“If Wilmos wasn’t a factor, would you still hold this event?” Mr. Rodriguez asked.
“No,” Sean and I said at the same time.
“Good,” Mr. Rodriguez said.
We had told them about Wilmos and the corrupted ad-hal. I showed Mr. Rodriguez the security footage when I filed for the permits.
“We’re not trying to make a name for ourselves,” I said. “No sane innkeeper would want to host this.”
“You don’t know how right you are,” Mr. Rodriguez said. “The Assembly is very uncomfortable with this entire thing.”
“It’s not ambition,” Sean said. “It’s necessity.” He looked at Tony. “Can you survive on Karron?”
Tony paused his chewing and thought about it. “Possibly.”
“There is your answer,” Sean said. “If they are so uncomfortable, they can send some ad-hal to Karron to figure out why corrupted versions of them are running around kidnapping people.”
“You know we can’t do that,” Mr. Rodriguez said. “Our sphere of influence is limited to Earth.”
The Treaty that guaranteed Earth’s special status was very specific. The ad-hal jurisdiction stopped just outside the solar system. In very rare cases, they would hunt an offender down, but most of the time, even if you went on a killing spree inside an inn, as long as you fled into the greater galaxy, they wouldn’t chase you. If you dared to return, however, there would be no escape.
“This entire thing has the Arbitrators’ fingerprints all over it,” Mr. Rodriguez said. “Is an Arbitrator involved?”
“Yes,” I said.
“Is it George Camarine?”
“Yes,” I said again.
“That man is a menace.” Mr. Rodriguez shook his head. “No other inn on Earth is willing to host this mess. Are you two sure you have to do this? Especially considering your permanent guest.”
“We are sure,” Sean said.
“The Dominion knows about Caldenia,” I told them. “They don’t see an issue.”
“Your permits are approved in their entirety,” Mr. Rodriguez said.
“Nobody wants to offend the Dominion,” Sean said.
Tony nodded. “You got it.”
“We are raising your rating to 3.5 stars,” Mr. Rodriguez continued.
I laughed. I couldn’t help myself. It had to be nerves.
Sean glanced at me.
“They are too embarrassed to let the Sovereign stay at a 2.5 star inn,” Tony told him.
“We hosted a Drifan Liege during a Treaty stay and they did not raise our rating,” I managed between the giggles.
“Yes, but the two of you also allowed a guest and a staff member to make a giant scene at a taping of a TV show and nearly exposed the fact that your chef is a seven-foot-tall alien covered in quills,” Mr. Rodriguez said. “The Assembly takes everything into account.”