Riley, darling," Da said, popping up out of nowhere. "I don't want to hear about my son's dick."
"Well, it's huge," Riley said, batting his eyelashes at Da.
"I'm sure it is," Da said dryly. "Both of his parents have huge dicks."
"I wasn't sure about the rose and light turquoise, but everything looks beautiful," my mother said, stepping up to join our little group, threading her arm through Da's.
"Thank you," Da and I said at the same time, making everyone laugh.
"So, what are you going to do now that you can't…" Wagoner asked, making a motion with his hand that definitely looked like that of a man who hadn't had to jack off on his own in a long time.
Shouldn't that be like riding a bicycle? How does one fuck up masturbation?
"Wait, is that how you masturbate, son?" Da asked, curling his lip. "Jennings, darling, you need to cut him off. He'll never survive if something happens to you."
My mother cleared her throat, and I groaned. I'd been right to worry that one of these guys would accidentally blab my profession, given the chance, but apparently, I hadn't spent enough time worrying about them blabbing to the correct people, because Wagoner had outed me, before he'd even officially been introduced to my mom when she showed up a week ago, yelling, "Hey, does your mom know you masturbate for money on camera, or should we watch what we say," just as he walked into his family's house… where my mother already was, sitting on the couch and laughing with the babies and Dad.
"I know you all are so very proud of your penises, but I would very much like to find a woman to talk to if you don't mind," Mom said, wandering off.
"Well, if she's looking to talk less about penises and masturbation, then she probably shouldn't talk to that particular woman," Riley said, cringing as Ronni immediately wrapped my mom in a hug.
"Depends on if she's spending time with Veronica or Ronni," Dad said, sliding between Da and Jennings, making the younger omega laugh before wrapping his arms around Grant and Wagoner's alpha father, and squeezing him hard.
"For now, I'm just going to do the vlog," I said, answering Wagoner's question from earlier. "Now that I've trapped Grant, I may just decide to sit around at home and get fat and lazy. It's not like he's going to divorce me. I'm really good at sex, and I'm having his baby."
I hadn't decided if I was going to start filming scenes again after the baby was born, or if I was going to just start helping at the coffee shop… though I wasn't sure how much help I'd be, since the smell of that place always made me horny as hell, and I'd probably just end up pregnant again, because I couldn't keep my hands off my husband. My husband!
Grant chuckled, pulling me against him. "Damn. That means I have at least eighteen years ahead of me of dealing with this stupid chest-warming shit, huh?"
I sighed happily, feeling my own chest warm. "So stupid."
I leaned up to kiss him, completely ignoring my mother's loudly exclaimed, "Oh dear Lord, is she possessed?" as Riley sighed.
"Looks like Veronica and Ronni are at it again."
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