Either he was still a stranger to her as Marcus Caster-Rupp, and she didn’t give a shit about him or his clumsy, ill-considered invitation—or she’d begun to care about him, if only a little, and he’d hurt her. Like Book!AeneasWouldNever had only last night.
Fuck.
This time, it was only a little after Alex’s usual bedtime in Spain. And since his friend wasn’t precisely an exemplar of impulse control himself, Marcus figured he’d be forgiven. Eventually. Once Alex got a good night’s sleep.
“Holy shit, I’ve fucked up so badly,” Marcus said as soon as his friend answered. “I didn’t mean to, but God, did I fuck things up.”
With admirable patience, Alex forbore calling him an asshole again. “What, specifically, did you fuck up?”
“Everything.” He scrubbed his free hand over his face. “Everything.”
“Such a freaking drama queen,” Alex muttered. “Maybe you could be a bit more specific?”
If Marcus was a drama queen, then Alex was a drama . . . whatever was more powerful and dramatic than a queen. Drama dictator? Drama deity? Still, kettle-pot-blackness issues aside, Alex was listening, and Marcus planned to take advantage.
The whole story didn’t take as long to relate as he’d expected. After it was done, Alex remained silent for a long, long time.
“Maybe it’s for the best,” he eventually said.
The phone should have splintered under the force of Marcus’s glare. “What?”
Even across a continent and an ocean, Alex’s sigh was audible.
Marcus stabbed an accusing finger at his best friend’s name on the screen. “Over the course of a single weekend, I’ve lost a dear friend and the only woman I’ve truly wanted in years”—or possibly forever, but that could just be the drama queen in him swanning forth yet again—“and she’s convinced I’m a fat-shaming dick as Marcus and a lying abandoner as Book!AeneasWouldNever. In what universe could that possibly be for the best?”
“Dude.” His friend smothered a yawn. “Think about what you just said. You answered your own question.”
Marcus scowled. “I did not.”
“Moments ago, you just referred to yourself in the third person. Twice. As two different identities.” The patience in Alex’s voice sounded a bit strained. “Doesn’t that seem a bit . . . overly complicated to you?”
Hmph.
“I’m a diamond of many facets.” Hadn’t April told him so earlier that day?
“Save the self-congratulatory shit for the camera, Marcus.” A scraping noise came down the line. Alex scratching his scraggly beard, most likely. “I’m just saying you could meet a nice woman who only knows you by one name, to whom you haven’t lied, and from whom you aren’t keeping various secrets.”
“I don’t want a nice woman. I want April. Ulsie.” He pinched the bridge of his nose, wincing. “Not that she isn’t nice. At least, when she doesn’t think I’m a dick who’s trying to steer her toward exercise-induced weight loss and diet food.”
Before Alex could say more, Marcus added, “I know, I know. I just referred to her as two different identities too. I don’t want to hear it.”
Yes, that was definitely a gusty sigh. “Then why did you call?” “Because I . . .” He dropped his chin to his chest.
“Because maybe I need to hear it, even if I don’t want to hear it.” Through a thick throat, he forced himself to say the words. “You think I should let her go, then? Not contact her again as Marcus, and avoid DMs with her on the Lavineas server after I get back from my theoretical, possibly-espionage-related business trip?”
“I think, based on everything you’ve told me, that she deserves someone who can be open and honest with her under a single name and identity.” His friend’s voice had gone raspy. Tired. “Can you do that? Even knowing what it might cost you?”
If he’d jeopardize his career for anyone, it would be her.
He was almost sure she wouldn’t reveal his secrets. Almost.
Even though he’d only met her face-to-face twice. Dammit.
Was he willing to bet two decades of work on that near-certainty? The professional reputation he’d painstakingly accumulated over endless hours of repeating his lines and learning his craft and sailing and sword fighting and chopping and square-dancing?
Which reminded him: If Do-Si-Danger ever ended up on a streaming service, he was going into hiding. Much like his character, an arrogant, high-powered executive and accidental bystander to a gangland murder who assumed a new witness-protection identity and found ill-fated romance among homespun square-dancers.
That movie was fucking awful. Terrible in nearly every respect.
Still, he’d done his job. He’d treated his crew and costars and everyone else on the set like the professionals they were, and behaved like a professional himself. In the end, he’d pocketed a little money and burnished another corner of his reputation as a hardworking, easygoing actor.
But that wasn’t all the movie had done for him.
He’d arrived on that set at the age of twenty-three, eager and excited and half convinced he was an irredeemable fuckup. By the time filming wrapped, he’d still kind of felt like a fuckup. But a fuckup who could be redeemed. Who would be redeemed, through putting in the hard work and getting better at his job in every way so he could land better parts.
Acting had brought him professional respect, yes, but also the beginnings of self-respect. It was his source of accomplishment, of community, of pride. His only source, at least until he’d found fanfiction.
Without his work, without his reputation, he’d be nothing. Have nothing. Again.
A smart, uber-competent woman like April wouldn’t want him then anyway.
“Yeah. I hear what you’re saying.” His eyes stung, and he closed them for a moment. “Thanks.”
“Look . . .” Something rustled down the line. Alex, shifting. “I’m sorry. For what it’s worth, if you decided, Fuck it, I want her more than my career, and told her everything, I’d have your back. You know that.”
Marcus huffed out a breath, unwillingly amused. “It’s the sort of shit you would do.”
“It’s one hundred percent something I would do. Probably on live television, followed by an impromptu reading of the filthiest, most show-averse story I’d ever written.” Alex’s laugh was short-lived. Tinged with bitterness. “There’s a reason Ron and R.J. gave me a fucking nanny. But you’re not me, and I’m trying to help you make better decisions than I usually do.”
After his recent arrest at a bar fight, the showrunners had saddled Alex with a paid minder to keep him out of trouble. A woman related to Ron somehow, which didn’t bode well.
“Speaking of which, how’s it going with”—what was her name?—“Laurel? Laura?”
With that sigh, Alex could have singlehandedly powered a wind farm. “Lauren. My implacable, humorless, improbably short, annoying-as-fuck albatross.”
Marcus kept his voice dry as the desert they’d shot in during the third season of Gates. “It’s going well, then.”
“It’s going. She’s not.” Aggrievement saturated every syllable of every word. “Apparently, she’ll be accompanying me to all public outings until the last season finishes airing. Even though I promised not to drink again. Or end up in another bar brawl, unless absolutely necessary.”