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Hard Time(124)
Author: Jodi Taylor

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      AN ARGUMENTATION OF HISTORIANS

 

   They say you shouldn’t push your luck. Max gives her own luck a massive shove every day – and it’s only a matter of time until luck pushes back . . .

   January 1536 – the day of Henry VIII’s infamous jousting accident. Historians from St Mary’s are there in force, recording and documenting. And, arguing – obviously.

   A chance meeting between Max and the Time Police leads to a plan of action to bring down Clive Ronan, once and for all.

   Jodi Taylor says . . .

   ‘Well, obviously, once I discovered the collective noun for a group of historians was an argumentation, there was no holding me back. Sorry!’

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      THE BATTERSEA BARICADES – a short story

 

   It’s not easy being a rebel.

   So many new skills to assimilate.

   Never mind strategic planning, weapons expertise and the like – there’s bicycle-stealing, oil-stain removal and boat steering to be mastered first. And quickly.

   Jodi Taylor says . . .

   ‘I’ve had people accusing me of being able to see the future but I swear I can’t. I made it all up. I suspect politicians are now lining up to spit on me in the streets.’

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      THE STEAM-PUMP JUMP – a short story

 

   Not one to let being banged up in Sick Bay stop her, Max has had a brilliant idea. But she needs Markham to execute it on her behalf. Told in Markham’s own words, this is the story of an intervention – St Mary’s style.

   Jodi Taylor says . . .

   ‘This is the one set in Raglan Castle which I visited with my brother. The purpose of our visit was to discover where the steam-pump was installed. There was a certain amount – actually, a huge amount – of arguing. We waved our arms and shouted. I had to remind him of all the times he’d been wrong throughout his life and it took a long time. People moved away from us. I googled it when I got home and discovered we’d both been wrong. Quite embarrassing actually.’

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      AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT – a short story

 

   Here’s a question for you. What’s the most exciting thing ever found in a fire bucket? And don’t say ‘fire’ because you’ll be wrong.

   Every Christmas, for reasons which seem good at the time – especially after an eggnog or two – Max and the others leap into the nearest pod and indulge in their illegal Christmas jump. It’s a tradition. This year, however, just to be different, they find themselves part of someone else’s illegal Christmas jump. It’s time to don a spacesuit and bring your own urine!

   Jodi Taylor says . . .

   ‘I actually wanted to write this one years ago. It’s why I kept mentioning the Mars Project every now and then. And I wanted to do something completely different.’

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      HOPE FOR THE BEST

 

   You can’t change History. History doesn’t like it. There are always consequences.

   Max is no stranger to taking matters into her own hands. Especially when she’s had A Brilliant Idea. Yes, it will mean breaking a few rules, but – as Max always says – they’re not her rules.

   When History goes rogue, there’s a St Mary’s team right in the firing line and Max must step up.

   You know what they say. Hope for the best. But plan for the worst.

   Jodi Taylor says . . .

   ‘So I rang the offspring and said, “What do you know about sex clubs?” and was pleased/horrified/surprised/disturbed to find out he knew quite a lot. Hmm . . .’

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      WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR FATHER? – a short story

 

   Max, your father is here. He’s come to take Matthew away.

   Have you ever wondered what would happen if Max’s husband met Max’s father? What would Leon do? This is the story of what to expect if St Mary’s doesn’t like someone. As in, really doesn’t like someone. It is also a story of revenge. Because this is payback – St Mary’s style.

   Jodi Taylor says . . .

   ‘This is the one that kept me up all night, writing. It was quite a job devising a solution in which no one died and nothing caught fire – St Mary’s usual method of conflict resolution.’

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      WHY IS NOTHING EVER SIMPLE? – a short story

 

   It’s Christmas at St Mary’s and time for the traditional illicit jump. Except this one is perfectly legal. It’s Major Guthrie’s last jump. To the Battle of Bannockburn, no less. An important moment in History for two nations - one that warrants everyone’s full attention.

   But Max soon finds herself grappling with a near-lethal game of pooh sticks, another avian incursion and two turbulent teenagers’ intent on piloting their own illegal jump. And that’s all before they even get near fourteenth-century Scotland.

   For this is St Mary’s and nothing is ever simple . . .

   Jodi Taylor says . . .

   ‘Well, this one didn’t turn out at all as I intended. It’s a bit embarrassing to admit I have no control over my writing – or even my entire life – but this one swerved off in completely unexpected directions. I suspect I’ve stored up all sorts of problems for myself in the future. Although that might be the official definition of a writer.

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      PLAN FOR THE WORST

 

   I would have trusted this man with my life. Until a couple of days ago, anyway.

   You know what they say – hope for the best, but plan for the worst.

   Max is quite accustomed to everything going wrong. She’s St Mary’s, after all. Disaster is her default state. But with her family reunited and a jump to Bronze Age Crete in the works, life is getting back to normal. Well, normal for St Mary’s.

   And then, following one fateful night at the Tower of London, everything Max thought she knew comes crashing down around her.

   Too late for plans. The worst has happened. And who can Max trust now?

   Jodi Taylor says . . .

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