“Well, more or less,” Roger said, pulling Bree’s big canvas bag out of the pile. “That is, there were—are, I mean—a few books that are intended for children. Though the only titles that come to mind at the moment are Hymns for the Amusement of Children, The History of Little Goody Two-Shoes, and Descriptions of Three Hundred Animals.”
“What sorts of animals?” Jamie asked, looking interested.
“No idea,” Roger confessed. “I’ve not seen any of those books; just read the titles on a list.”
“Did you ever print any books for children, in Edinburgh?” I asked Jamie, who shook his head. “Well, what did you read when you were in school?”
“As a bairn? The Bible,” he said, as though this should be self-evident. “And the almanac. After we learnt the ABC, I mean. Later we did a bit of Latin.”
“I want my book,” Mandy said firmly. “Gimme, Daddy. Please?” she added, seeing her mother’s mouth open. Bree shut her mouth and smiled, and Roger peered into the sack, then withdrew a bright-orange book that made me blink.
“What?” said Jamie, leaning forward to peer at it. He looked at me, eyebrows raised. I shrugged; he’d find out soon enough.
“Read it, Mummy!” Mandy curled into her mother’s side, thrusting the book into Bree’s hands.
“Okay,” Bree said, and opened it. “Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.”
“What?” said Fanny incredulously, and moved to peer over Bree’s shoulder, closely accompanied by Germain.
“What is that?” Germain asked, fascinated.
“Sam-I-Am!” Mandy said crossly, and jabbed a finger at the page. “He gots a sign!”
“Ah, oui. And what’s the other thing, then? A Who-Are-You?”
That made Fanny, Jemmy, and Roger laugh, which turned Mandy incandescent with rage. She might not have the red hair, I thought, but she had the Fraser temper, in spades.
“Shut up, shut up, shut up!” she shrieked, and scrambling to her feet made for Germain with the obvious intent of disemboweling him with her bare hands.
“Whoa!” Roger snared her deftly and lifted her off her feet. “Calm down, sweetheart, he didn’t mean—”
I could have told him—but if he hadn’t learned it from sharing a household with assorted Frasers for years, it wouldn’t do any good to tell him now—that the very last thing you should say to one in full roar was “Calm down.” Like putting out an oil fire on your stove by throwing a glass of water on it.
“He did!” Mandy bellowed, struggling madly in her father’s grip. “I hate him, he wuined it, it’s all wuined! Leggo, I hate you, too!” She started kicking, dangerously in the vicinity of her father’s crotch, and he instinctively held her out, away from him.
Jamie reached out, wrapped an arm round her middle, gathered her in, and put a big hand on the nape of her neck.
“Hush, a nighean,” he said, and she did. She was panting like a little steam engine, red-faced and teary, but she stopped.
“We’ll step outside for a moment, shall we?” he said to her, and nodded to the rest of the assembled company. “No one’s to touch her book while we’re gone. D’ye hear?”
There was a faint murmur of assent, succeeded by total silence as Jamie and Mandy disappeared into the night.
“The cookies!” Smelling the strong scent of incipient scorching, I darted to the oven, snatched the girdle out, and hastily flipped the cookies off onto the Big Plate—the only pottery dish we owned at the moment, but capable of holding anything up to a small turkey.
“Are the cookies okay?” Jem, with a total disregard for his sister’s immediate prospects, hurried over to look.
“Yes,” I assured him. “A bit brown at the edges, but perfectly fine.”
Fanny had come, too, but was less intent on gluttony.
“Will Mr. Fraser whip her?” she whispered, looking anxious.
“No,” Germain assured her. “She’s too little.”
“Oh, no, she’s not,” Jemmy assured him, with a wary glance at his mother, whose face was distinctly flushed, if not quite as red as Mandy’s.
All the children had clustered round me, whether out of interest in cookies or from self-preservation. I lifted an eyebrow at Roger, who went and sat down beside Brianna. I turned my back, to allow a little marital privacy, and sent Fanny and Jem out to fetch the big pitcher of milk, presently hanging in the well—and I did hope none of the local frogs had decided to avail themselves, in defiance of the stone-weighted cloth I’d draped over the pitcher’s mouth.
“I’m sorry, Grannie.” Germain edged close to me, low-voiced. “I didna mean to cause a stramash, truly.”
“I know, sweetheart. Everybody knows, except Mandy. And Grandda will explain it to her.”
“Oh.” He relaxed at once, having total faith in his grandfather’s ability to charm anything from an unbroken horse to a rabid hedgehog.
“Go get the mugs,” I told him. “Everyone will be back soon.”
The tin mugs had been rinsed after dinner and left upside down to dry on the stoop; Germain hurried out, carefully not looking at Bree.
Germain thought she was angry with him, but it was apparent to me that she was upset, not angry. And no wonder, I thought sympathetically. She’d tried so hard, for so long, to keep Jem and Mandy safe—and happy. First, during Roger’s long and harrowing absence, and then the search to find him, the trip through the stones, and the long journey here. Little wonder that her nerves were still on edge. Luckily, Roger’s instincts as a husband were quite good; he had his arm round her and her head resting on his shoulder, and was murmuring things to her, too low for me to catch the words, but the tone of it was love and reassurance, and the lines of her face were smoothing out.
I heard soft voices in the other direction, too, through the open kitchen door—Jamie and Mandy, evidently pointing out stars they liked to each other. I smiled, arranging the cookies on the platter. He probably could charm a rabid hedgehog, I thought.
With his own good instincts, Jamie waited until the mob had reassembled and were eagerly sniffing the warm cookies. Then he carried Mandy back in and deposited her among the other children without comment.
“Thirty-four?” he said, assessing the array at a glance. “One for Oggy, aye?”
“Yes. How do you do that?”
“Och, it’s no difficult, Sassenach.” He leaned over the platter and closed his eyes, inhaling beatifically. “It’s easier than goats and sheep after all—cookies dinna have legs.”
“Legs?” said Fanny, puzzled.
“Oh, aye,” he said, opening his eyes and smiling at her. “To know the number o’ goats ye have, ye just count the legs and divide by four.”
The adult members of the audience groaned, and Germain and Jem, who had learnt division, giggled.
“That—” Fanny began, and then stopped, frowning.
“Sit,” I said briskly. “Jem, pour the milk, please. And how many cookies does each person get then, Mr. Know-it-all?”
“Three!” the boys chorused. A dissenting opinion from Mandy, who thought everyone should have five, was quelled without incident and the whole room relaxed into a quiet orgy of cold, creamy milk and sweet-scented crumbs.