Odin’s head faces Harlow, mouth slightly open, and he’s snoring.
And apparently dreaming, as his leg kicks out again. But because I’m still holding my hand up as a buffer, it doesn’t strike me.
Jesus… the dog got in bed with us and wormed his way between me and Harlow.
That’s not acceptable, especially when I prefer to wake up with her nakedness pressed against me, not a hundred and thirty pounds of fur that makes the bed feel like an oven.
I nudge his leg and whisper, “Odin… move.”
A long snore emits from his mouth, but he doesn’t flinch.
Wrapping my hand around his lower leg, I give a little shake. “Wake up.”
Nothing.
I release my hold on him, not willing to do any more. While we made a delicate peace after the great salmon incident and he’ll accept pets from me, he’s still a bit intimidating. I remember the bared teeth when I first walked into Harlow’s office, and I don’t think he’s fully forgiven me for that. I sure as shit don’t want to piss him off by waking him up if he’s enjoying his sleep.
With a sigh, I settle back onto my pillow and grab my phone from the bedside table.
Six fifty-five a.m.
I switch off the alarm, which is always set for seven, and consider my day.
I’d love to start it with Odin out of the bed and me inside Harlow. It’s game day, and I’ll spend most of it at the arena preparing not just physically but also getting in the right headspace. Before I fell asleep last night, I knew instinctively I wouldn’t be slinking out of her bed, trying to make an escape. Not just because I wanted her again physically—although I do certainly want that—but because I wanted to see what she had to say, see if she’s grumpy when she wakes up, learn whether she likes coffee or tea in the morning…
But yeah, I want her again. I want to start off my day sharing what we shared last night.
I’ve learned early-morning wake-up sex is apparently not how things work here. I’m suspecting that Odin has been her bedmate since she brought him home, and I doubt that’s going to change.
My lips curl into a smile. I should be irritated as fuck, but I think I love the fact she has a dog that sleeps in bed with her.
Even one that can potentially rip my throat out and who cockblocks me.
Odin kicks again, this time with the other leg, and he must connect with the back of Harlow’s head because she mutters sleepily, “Cut it out, Odin.”
Her voice alone rouses him from his snoring slumber. His head lifts and he stares bleary-eyed at his master. He decides to stretch, which causes one of those paws to come my way again. I push it gently to the side, and I’m not sure if he forgot I was in bed or what, but the minute I touch him, he’s rolling over fast on top of Harlow and jumps right off the bed before whirling around to stare at me like I’m the boogeyman.
“What’s up, Big Man?” I wave and grin at him, taking the opportunity to slide quickly over to Harlow. I spoon her from behind, the warmth of her naked body against me feeling way too good. Slipping an arm around her waist, I draw her into me and nuzzle her neck.
She wiggles her bottom against me. “Good morning.”
“Morning,” I reply, lifting my head and smirking down at Odin that I’m now the one cuddling with his mom.
For a moment, we engage in a staring contest, and I almost feel as if he’s trying to make some calculations in that doggie head of his. I know he’s not getting in between us again, as our bodies are glued together.
My smirk gets smirkier, and I feel like I’ve won a major battle.
Woof.
Odin’s bark is deep and booming and has an urgent quality to it.
“Fine,” Harlow mumbles, and before I know what’s happening, she’s sliding away from me. My arms loosen and she slips from the bed. She reaches out a hand, scratches Odin behind the ears, and says, “Give me two minutes to get dressed.”
What the fuck?
I can’t even appreciate Harlow’s naked glory as she moves to her dresser to pull on a pair of sweatpants, followed by a sweatshirt. As she goes into her closet, coming back out with a pair of fuzzy boots, I glance at Odin.
I swear, the damn dog swings his big head my way and grins. His tongue lolls out the side as he attempts to appear goofy, but I can tell he’s gloating.
“What are you doing?” I ask dumbly as Harlow sits on the edge of the bed to pull on her boots.
She glances back at me, her red hair a mess of waves and tangles. “I have to take him out for a potty.”
I push up on one elbow. “A potty?”
“Well, yeah. I don’t want him to pee in my house, and he can’t use the toilet.”
“But it’s early… and freezing outside.” I know I’m stating the obvious, but I still feel compelled to point it out.
“That’s dog ownership for you. You live to serve their needs.”
I wouldn’t know. We never had pets growing up, and it wasn’t practical in college nor when I went into the pros. Not that I ever wanted one, but this is probably validation as to why I never needed one. Not sure I’d love being at the beck and call of a dog’s bladder.
“I’ll take him,” I blurt, pushing the covers off and getting out of bed.
“You don’t have to.”
“I’ll take him,” I repeat, nabbing my jeans and slipping them on. “You get back in bed—naked, of course—and I’ll join you when His Highness has had his royal constitutional.”
Harlow snorts but then looks uneasily between me and Odin. “I don’t know.”
“How hard can it be?” I’m slightly offended she thinks me incapable.
“He can be stubborn,” she says, holding her other boot in her hand as she’s still considering if I’m trustworthy.
“So can I,” I point out.
Harlow tips her head, green eyes lit with amusement. “I didn’t know that about you. Interesting.”
I glare at her sternly. “Get in bed. Get naked. I’ll be back soon.”
Another glance at Odin, who stares back at her, then to me. “Okay… if you think you can handle him.”
I can handle this dog. Surely, he’s got to pee badly. Quick and back, and then alone time with Harlow before I have to head to the arena.
♦
Thirty minutes after leaving, Odin finally finds a spot in a small city park just a block from the condo. This was after he smelled every single rock in the place, considered four different trees, and seemingly won’t poop if I watch him. I finally figured out I had to look away when he started circling to conclude his business.
No one will convince me otherwise that the damn dog didn’t take his time just to impede upon my morning with Harlow. I could never prove such nefarious thoughts, though.
The fact I had to bag his shit and dispose of it did nothing to endear me to him either.
By the time we get back to the condo, Harlow has given up waiting naked for me in bed and is in the kitchen cooking breakfast. While she’s not naked, she’s every bit as sexy in a pair of leggings and an off-the-shoulder T-shirt. Her wild red mane is bunched on top of her head, and truly… she’s never looked lovelier.
As I unclip Odin’s leash, I marvel at my inner voice. Pretty sure I’ve never used the word lovelier in describing a woman.