My keys hit the floorboard, and he bangs his head on the steering wheel when he bends to pick them up. “No more talking. And if you don’t save that pussy for me, I’m locking you out of the house.”
“Spoilsport.” God, I want to touch myself so bad.
“Keely’s meatloaf. Staci’s feet. Allie’s hairbrush…”
“What are you talking about?”
“Things that don’t make me too hard to drive. I need my brain so I don’t drive us into a lamppost. West’s gym socks. Brit’s poetry. Dad loves liverwurst.”
“We both just saw my mother.”
“No good. I saw your mother and then I kissed you. Fuck, I missed you.”
If my panties weren’t already soaked, they would be now. But they’re joined by a glow in my chest that’s so unfamiliar it hurts. “That goal you scored last night? The one where you sent the puck between your legs? That was so hot.”
His beard is twitching like he’s clenching his jaw again, and I want to lean forward and run my hands through his hair.
I don’t, because he’s right.
We need to get home and get naked.
“Dirty diapers,” he mutters. “Episiotomies. Allie’s morning breath…”
He’s hilarious and sexy and wrong all at the same time. I squirm in my seat, letting my hand fall between my legs and telling myself it doesn’t count if I’m only pressing on my clit through my jeans. “Litter boxes,” I offer.
“Losing.”
“Grease traps.”
“Atomic wedgies.”
“Banana-flavored pudding.”
He shudders. “What the hell is wrong with you?”
“Banana flavoring is too far?”
“Bananas.”
“You hate bananas?”
“They smell like my grandfather.”
Oh my god, I love this man.
I shouldn’t. I really shouldn’t. He’s smart and athletic and kind and everything a guy should be to have his pick of any woman in the entire world.
There’s no way this can last.
But I can’t cut myself off of him. Not when being with him feels so damn good.
And if there’s any chance he’d be hurt simply because I’m afraid—nope.
Won’t do it.
Seize the day. It’s what I tell my clients. Even knowing I basically learned it from my mother and have always used it wrong, I still tell people that, and I should take my own bad advice.
Not bad though?
All the lessons from therapy.
You are worthy, and any man lucky enough to get the opportunity to know you had better recognize what he has.
With Tyler, I feel like he knows what he has. The bad and the good.
He’s seen me at my worst. He’s seen me trying to be my best. And he’s seen me everywhere between.
So I’ll seize the day.
I’ll put everything I have into this unexpected gift of having Tyler in my life, for however long it lasts.
36
Tyler
Eggplant milkshakes. Frozen pipes. All four of my sisters talking at once about The Bachelor.
Almost there.
Almost. There.
I reserved a second parking spot in the garage for Muffy’s car, but it’s not nearly as convenient as my spot on the first level next to the elevator, so it takes for-fucking-ever to park the car and drag Muffy to the building.
As soon as the elevator doors shut us in, we’re making out like the fate of the whole damn galaxy depends on us banging it out right now.
“You are so sexy when you wear my purse,” she gasps while I suck on her neck.
“You’re fucking sexy no matter what.”
She thrusts her hands down my pants. “I need your cock.”
“I can smell you and I need to taste you too.” I stroke her between her thighs, and hello, the denim is soaked.
She is so hot and horny for me, and it’s making my dick strain impossibly hard again.
“Oh, god, I think I just came a little,” she pants.
“Good. I’m gonna make you come all day long.”
The elevator dings open.
I don’t care if we dropped something in here. I’ll replace it. I need her in my apartment. Naked. Riding me.
Now.
We bumble down the hallway, kissing and groping until we hit my door. I almost can’t get the damn thing open, but the minute I do, Muffy flings her shirt off.
Right there.
In the hallway.
I shove her inside and haul off my own shirt, shucking my pants before the door slams shut.
She’s stripped out of her own pants too, and there she is.
My Muffy, all soft curves and delicious breasts with pink lace covering her tits and pussy.
“Christ, you’re gorgeous,” I breathe while I trace the edges of her lingerie and stroke between her legs.
“You’re just horny.”
“Only for you.”
Her hands are roaming all over my body, setting my skin on fire and making Mr. Wonder Cock strut like nobody’s business. When she grips him and strokes, I go cross-eyed. “Fuck, Muffy—”
“Yes. Fuck Muffy. Right here against the wall, because I swear I’m going to implode if I don’t have your cock in me right now.” She drops my dick and shimmies out of her soaked lace panties, pauses at eye-level with my crotch to lick Mr. Happy, and if she puts her mouth on my cock once more, I’ll be coming in her face.
I haul her up and spin her against the wall. Her legs go around my hips like she’s an Olympic sex gymnast, and I don’t think, I don’t pause, I just slam into her.
“Oh, god, Tyler, I missed this,” she gasps.
Have to be good.
Last time we tried fast and vertical, she faked it.
Won’t let her need to fake it again.
But god, I can’t slow down.
I’m pumping into her faster and faster while she bounces on my cock, breathless and needy. “More,” she gasps. “Yes, more there.”
Hazy darkness is creeping into the edges of my vision. If I don’t come soon, I might never come again. Gonna break my dick.
Worth it.
So worth it.
I shift angles to make sure I’m grinding her clit with every thrust, and she arches her head back, knocking it on the wall. “Tyler.”
“Fuck, Muffy, you’re so damn sexy.” I love you. “Come for me, baby. Come all over my cock.”
“I—I—Oh, god, Tyler, I’m so close.”
Her thighs are quaking. I squeeze her flesh and drive into her again and again, my own release right there too. “Muffy, baby, I’m gonna—”
“Tyler!” She screams my name, her hips buck, her legs go straight out, and she’s suddenly coming all over me, squeezing my cock so hard with her magic pussy as the spasms of her orgasm take hold. “Yes, yes, yes yes yes, oh god, Tyler!”
I come with a roar, letting the dam break, so, so fucking good.
It’s pain and perfection and pleasure, from the pit of my gut to the tip of my dick. It’s euphoria.
This.
This is what I was put on this earth to do.
My vision is clearing, and oh god, she’s gorgeous.
Grinding down on my cock while we both come, eyes unfocused, beautiful pink tongue touching her upper lip, neck straining, breasts heaving.